May 14, 2026

Bass New Campaign Platform: Teeth For The Homeless

By Drew Hayes

It is not AI. In fact, some might say it is barely intelligence of any kind. Mayor Bass’ latest internet sensation is not a Spencer Pratt AI extravaganza, it is the Mayor’s own words:

And when Bass is no longer Mayor, she can move to Beverly Hills and join up with the Real Housewives there–and the advocacy group “Homeless Not Toothless”…they too are very worried about homeless with no teeth.

If you have teeth you’d like to contribute, go to homelessnottoothless.org.

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Drew Hayes
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